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By Jenny Lawson

In Furiously Happy, number 1 New York Times bestselling writer Jenny Lawson explores her lifelong conflict with psychological sickness. A hysterical, ridiculous publication approximately crippling melancholy and anxiousness? That seems like a terrible notion.

But negative principles are what Jenny does best.

As Jenny says:

"Some humans may possibly imagine that being 'furiously satisfied' is simply an excuse to be silly and irresponsible and invite a herd of kangaroos over in your condo with out telling your husband first since you suspect he may say no seeing that he is by no means rather beloved kangaroos. And that might be ridiculous simply because nobody might invite a herd of kangaroos into their condominium. is the restrict. I communicate from own event. My husband says that none is the recent restrict. I say he must have been clearer approximately that sooner than I rented all these kangaroos.

"Most of my favourite individuals are dangerously fucked-up yet you'll by no means bet simply because now we have discovered to reveal it so truthfully that it turns into the hot common. Like John Hughes wrote within the Breakfast membership, 'We're all beautiful strange. a few of us are only greater at hiding it.' other than return and move out the note 'hiding.'"

Furiously Happy is about "taking these moments while issues are superb and making them remarkable, simply because these moments are what make us who we're, and they are an identical moments we take into conflict with us whilst our brains claim conflict on our very lifestyles. it is the distinction among "surviving lifestyles" and "living life". it is the distinction among "taking a bath" and "teaching your monkey butler find out how to shampoo your hair." it is the distinction among being "sane" and being "furiously happy."

Lawson is cherished world wide for her inimitable humor and honesty, and in Furiously Happy, she is at her snort-inducing funniest. this can be a booklet approximately embracing every thing that makes us who we're - the gorgeous and the fallacious - after which utilizing it to discover pleasure in terrific and outrageous methods. simply because as Jenny's mother says, "Maybe 'crazy' is not so undesirable after all." occasionally loopy is simply right.

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Victor insisted I had misunderstood the swans and so I seemed swans up on the web and it used to be in most cases photos in their being all swish and regal but if I regarded demanding sufficient there have been lots of web pages asserting “Oh, these motherfuckers will tear a complain a down. don't FUCK WITH these ASSHOLES. ” heavily, they'll holiday a man’s arm with a well-placed kick and final 12 months they drowned a guy in England. this is often actual and never simply whatever i discovered within the nationwide Enquirer. Swans are harmful yet are by no means held in charge, i believe due to racial profiling. additionally, in keeping with the net if you’re attacked find out how to break out is to “grab the swan through the neck and heave it so far as you can,” which feels like an Olympic occasion that PETA will be boycotting. you can even slap it around the face as tough as you could yet I’m particularly convinced that I’d fail at that simply because swan heads are notoriously tiny. it'd be like enjoying tetherball, other than that the pole will be relocating and the rope will be a neck and the ball will be attempting to devour you. Deadliest tetherball ever. “Oh, holy hell … this web site says i'd were impregnated,” I yelled at Victor. “From a swan working at you? ” he requested incredulously. “Do you even detect how loopy you sound correct now? ” “Well, I’m problemly in surprise. and doubtless pregnant with waterfowl, so god is aware what my hormones are doing straight away. I simply came across a scientific magazine that says you must search ‘prophylactics’ after a swan assault. THAT’S HOW DEVIOUS SWANS ARE. ” Then Victor attempted to give an explanation for that “prophylactics” skill “preventative care” and doesn’t instantly equivalent contraception yet i used to be too busy to hear simply because i could have simply been forcibly impregnated by way of a homicide of swans. Then Victor mentioned that it’s a “murder of crows” and team of swans is named a “lamentation” yet I’m beautiful convinced that simply proves my element simply because swans are mute, but they’re named after a observe that implies “wailing in terrible pain”? If that’s now not an indication then I don’t comprehend what's. Victor says he has the same opinion, yet much less concerning the undeniable fact that it’s an indication and extra concerning the indisputable fact that I don’t comprehend what an indication is. Regardless, it used to be a subject and that i couldn’t get close to the swan pond with out worry of being attacked via the swans, whom I had named Whitey and Klaus Bananasnatch. Whitey was once the extra violent of the 2, yet neither may ever make a stream while the other human witnesses have been close to and at so much they’d simply stroll at me semi-aggressively. most likely to make humans doubt me in order that they wouldn’t be suspects in my sure and premature destiny homicide. After that day I’d force slowly by way of the swan pond at the approach domestic and the swans could glare at my automobile. I’d go via (as they most likely plotted ripping off my bumper or disabling my brakes), and I’d roll down the window and scream, “DON’T EVEN commence WITH ME, WHITEY! ” which, admittedly, is without doubt one of the worst issues to scream in the midst of a complicated Republican-stronghold local, yet I had no actual wish for ever becoming in and so I had already given up.

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